Dad Jokes

Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

Camping is intense.

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.